Seven Songs That Have Autoplayed on YouTube After Listening to Joan Jett’s Cover of Crimson & Clover

ONE: MAPS by the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s

A few years ago, I noted a trend where every autoplaylist I left running would eventually return to the Arctic Monkeys Do I Wanna Know. That epoch in youtube has apparently moved on, for now it is an inevitability that all playlists will find their way to Maps instead.

TWO: I THINK WE’RE ALONE NOW by Tiffany

I think I looked up this song once because I couldn’t remember it, and wanted some context for a joke that’s made in Mega Python vs Gateroid.

I haven’t even watched Mega Python vs. Gateroid.

THREE: I HATE MYSELF FOR LOVING YOU by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

There are Joan Jett songs that I love. There are Joan Jett songs that I do not love.

This is one of the former.

FOUR: DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

There are Joan Jett songs that I love. There are Joan Jett songs that I do not love

This is one of the latter.

FIVE: THAT’S NOT MY NAME by The Ting Tings

This song was released twelve years ago and I listened to this on a loop back then, but my heart belonged to Shut Up And Let Me Go. This was just the road that took me to the place I truly wanted to go.

SIX: HEART OF GLASS by Blondie

No.

Seriously, no.

Bad youtube. No cookie for you.

SEVEN: CRIMSON & CLOVER/I HATE MYSELF FOR LOVING YOU (Live) by JOAN JETT

Finally, the algorithms seem to pick up what I’m trying to do with my morning.