Happy Caturday: Behind the Scenes for 30 Dec 23

Morning, Patreon fam. Happy Caturday. Today’s image comes courtesy of Master Library Radish Loki Izzar, who has taken to napping on the bookshelf directly above the couch whenever I sit down to write or watch TV. Usually it’s the chin which drapes over the edge of the shelf, but he recently decided showing off his legs was best.

I’m officially back to writing this week! I started a new story on Friday afternoon, despite the hideous Brisbane heatwave, and I’m starting to build up a bit of a posting buffer for the serials running alongside the stories. I’m trying to focus on walking instead of running, because this time of year is deceptive in terms of figuring out what’s feasible, but I’m feeling pretty confident I can get back to a regular rhythm with fiction.

On the other hand, I’ll be back to two meetings a day plus workshop prep from Wednesday next week on top of being my spouse-mouses driver on their commute to and from work. We’ll see how all my good habits progress once we’re back in the everyday chaos.

2024: YEAR OF THE SERIAL

Assuming things do go to plan, I’ll be running two serials simultaneously starting January. Warhol Sleeping will have new entries every Friday, while I’ll be posting new installments of The Shackleton Job every Wednesday. By March, I’m hoping I’ll have a third serial in the mix, while also keeping the non-fiction and short stories ticking along. It’s a big, ambitious amount of writing every week, but I’m hoping I can keep things under control.

Part of my logic comes from my experiences writing what’s, in essence, pro-wrestling fanfic for the Total Extreme Championship Wrestling franchise over the years. While my writer-brain will look at a thousand words of story draft and think of it as a hard days work, my fan-writer brain would regularly disappear into  three-day long writing binges where I’d produce tens of thousands of words. Partially this is because there was a structure that’s easier to navigate, but I suspect it’s also because I could post things and get immediate feedback from readers.

I’m interested to see if the serial schedule and structure can help me write something a little more long-form. Warhol Sleeping is a series of 16 chapters comprised of four vignettes per chapter,  adding up to about 3,000 words per instalment. It’s an exercise in structure and form as much as narrative, and it’s about 90% done at this point with one chapter left to write.

The Shackleton Job entries are going to adopt a similar chapter length with the new entry, with an eye towards a familiar sixteen chapter structure. This will make it a bit more cohesive than the series has been in the past (the first post was an early work in progress vignette before I’d turned the stories into a weekly thing. It was the third or fourth entry before I realised I should create a graphic to unify the series). 

The other part of my logic is, frankly, the desire to build up a backlist of longer titles alongside my short fiction.  Eclectic Projects often mutates to match my needs as a writer. 2022 was all about the short fiction because I needed to reconnect with my process and stop being afraid of finishing work, and the Saturday Morning Stories helped with that. 2024 is the year I have to stop fucking around, to a certain extent, and put out some books that are a little easier to market than short story collections. Much as I love them, there’s no escaping the fact the majority of my book sales come from the novella-length works, and publishing is a ultimately a game of numbers. 

Plus, I’ve got a lot of story ideas I really want to clear off the decks, and the only way to do that is to write the fuckers. 

WARHOL SLEEPING

There are days when the influences on Warhol Sleeping seem insanely obvious to me. Yes, there’s the broader cyberpunk genre, but the world-building owes a huge debt to the Cyberpunk RPG and early 90s Anime like Cyber City Oedo 808. Second tier science fiction built over the top of the original cyberpunk, ostensibly built on the credo “style over substance.” 

There are also less obvious influences, like Hal Duncan’s The Land of Somewhere Safe, which is very much not a cyberpunk book but blew me away with the way it cleaved to a formal, artificial structure which became part of the effect.  Duncan treated prose like poetry, to a certain extent, playing with formal structures  to make you feel and read differently, and it definitely informed the way I thought about Warhol Sleeping when I came back to the book after a decade. 

Also, too, the way I’ve tossed folks into the deep end without any real explanation for stuff, trusting in the voice to carry us forward as context accretes around the reader. 

THE SHACKLETON JOB

The next instalment will go live Wednesday and should, all things running smoothly, become a weekly thing thereafter.  This serial’s had a patchy start given it was running monthly, and then intermittently, but the prior entries are all available to read here if you’d like to catch up.

Short version: immortal cat-burglar from the American south is forced to work for otherworldly forces thanks to a bad deal her father made. Said forces want her to recover bottles of Shackleton’s Scotch which are said to be made available on the black market, although nobody knows who is selling or where the bottles come fro. Our immortal, Tallulah Wyndham-Price, tracked clues to a remote Pacific island where a deranged Chronomancer has been raising dinosaurs. She asked questions, he gave her a head-start before setting his velociraptors on her. Hi-jinx abound.  

Thie next entry is end of Act One, AKA the gear change chapter. Tully learns something important, a new player is revealed, and the direction of the next four chapters is set. if you’re dropping into the series for the first time, it’s not the worst place to start. 

NEW STORIES

I’m writing stories again for the first time in a long, long while, coming back to the keyboard despite a heatwave that’s making my spouse-mouse incredibly grumpy. Trying to hit a cruising speed of about 2000 words a day, and the current story is a little taster for the character who sits at the heart of my thesis novellas (Which isn’t unexpected, given I wrote about series works and iterating characters out across multiple narratives). 

Expected this to be a short one, but I suspect it’ll end up being a 5,000 word beast by the end. I have a rough budget for these now — approximate 260,000 words of fiction over twelve months —which will allow me to keep the Eclectic Projects magazine running after the year is up.  I can do twelve months of print issues writing around third of that, given the original fiction already generated for Patreon but not yet used, but I miss doing stories regularly.

BRAIN JAR PRESS

I’m meant to be taking a short break from Brain Jar, but our press had over fifty submissions in the space of twenty-four hours which is a big aberration in our numbers. Lots of reading in my future, and lots of rejection letters to send out (big surges, by and large, often mean we’ve been featured on a “get your novel published” website full of folks who aren’t big on reading guidelines or making sure we publish the kinds of books they’re writing). 

ECLECTIC PROJECTS 5 

I’ve started putting the edits in and should have it ready to upload by New Years — later than intended, but still within my margin of error to keep the magazine going. 

Which means I turn my attention to issue six, which is almost done. I just need to finish the non-fiction piece and proof the draft – this time, without a thesis looming over my shoulder!

Happy Caturday: Behind the Scenes for 23 Dec 23

Happy Caturday, folks. This week’s cat pic du jour is Admiral Coco Marshmallow napping. I needed a reminder that she’s often a peaceful, gentle cat rather than the insistent beast who claws at my shoulder while I’m focused on writing.

We’re officially on holidays in our neck of the woods. The Spouse-mouse knocked off work for the year yesterday, and as this week’s update will show, I cleared a rather enormous project of my plate. Our plan is to play board games and chill the fuck out until the New Year.

Anyways, here’s the state of the Eclectic Projects honeydew at the moment.

THE THESIS OF DOOM

Hauling this over the line took way more effort than expected this week, courtesy of last minute tweaks, reformatting, and the sheer what-the-hell absurdity of trying to submit a thesis these days (in the old days, I’d be getting copies bound. Today…so many poorly documented online forms, using a system that is very different from the one they had when I started this process six years ago).

STILL, OH SWEET GOD, ITS DONE! I’ve processed edits and filed paperwork, so I’m not mostly waiting for things to move on the university end so I can upload the final file and mail it out to assessors. This morning was the first time in six years I woke up without the thesis as the nagging, urgent thing on the top of my to-do list.

I don’t mind telling you, I’m a bit lost. That nagging feeling’s been there forever

WARHOL SLEEPING

The second chapter went live this week, with two more to come before the rest of the serial goes behind the paywall and becomes Patron only. If you need to catch up, the serial has it’s own collection which shows the relevant posts. This bit, incidentally, is what I love about this project. 

Caledonian uplift nu-jazz. One of the Big River innovations: cloned lemures with an enhanced consciousness, a saxophone, and a will to create. Chaotic riffs and chittering skat, hyperactive drums to drive the momentum. Music to get freaky by.

Two decades ago, when I first attempted (and failed) to get a PhD, the early drafts of Warhol Sleeping were part of my thesis exploring whether counter-cultural work could still exist in a post-modern media landscape. We had just lived through the cognitive dissonance of beat author and renowned junky William Burroughs being used to sell athletic shoes, and punk icon John Lydon shilling for big butter. The cultural logic of late capitalism took everything confronting and normalised it by transforming everything into a product or a Simpsons gag.

The question of how one fought against an omnivorous post-modern culture intrigued me at twenty, and remains incredibly relevant to me today. I’m not sure I really have an answer. Certainly the stylised, second-person style of Warhol Sleeping developed from that premise, and chapter two remains one of my favourite bits as I layer in the theme around the characters. 

ECLECTIC PROJECTS 5

Sat in a holding pattern all week, courtesy of the thesis sucking up time, but on the docket for this break. Deadline for this is the end of the year.

THE SHACKLETON JOB (Resuming January)

There’s two new Shackleton serial entries coming in early January, and I’ll be rolling through the storyline on the same weekly schedule as Warhol Sleeping from that date. There’s the beginning of a new plan for Patreon tied into this—much as I love the magazine, I’ve gotta start putting some longer books out there now the thesis is off my plate, and I’m factoring in some longer serial projects alongside the short fiction.

WRITING ABOUT WRITING

Man, I got distracted as hell by Substack deciding it was okay with monetizing Nazis this week, so lots of my writing-about-writing energy has drifted over to social media. I’ve been urging folks to get off Substack for a while, both because of their prior ethical choices around moderation and their increasingly enshittified user experience. 

Will probably start thinking out loud about Patreon, subscription models and readership communities in the very near future while I lock down my thinking about next year. 

Happy Caturday: Behind the Scenes for 16 Dec 23

It’s hot as hell in Brisbane today and we’ve been struggling to get our air conditioning repaired for nearly two months now. Master Librarian Radish Loki Izar has responded by hiding in the top of our wardrobe where it’s cool, occasionally poking his head out to make sure everyone else is ticking along. 

He hopes you’re having a safe and comfortable December. As always, the holiday season is a reminder that you don’t owe family your time, and have a right to your own boundaries. 

Let’s look at the state of the honeydew for a second.

WARHOL SLEEPING

The first chapter went live yesterday, moving us into the story proper. I forgot Patreon really dislikes scene breaks, which means four separate scenes appear as a single block of text. I’ve gone in and edited things for clarity, so it should read normally now—if you checked things out yesterday and couldn’t figure out the flow, it might be worth another look. 

Warhol Sleeping is the least commercial writing project I’ve ever done, which is saying something given my back-catalogue includes novellas about unicorn snuff flicks and a long streak of post-modern, “assemble your own meaning” discontinuous short stories. It’s also been sitting in my works-in-progress folder for over a decade, one of those projects I love just enough that I want to finish it, but never really had a good reason to give it time.

As the PhD finishes up, it’s a test-run for the way I’d like to run the Patreon in 2024. There’s a lot of thinking that’s been going on in the background since early in the year, waiting until I had time, and I’m aiming to build up to a new normal here around March.

THE THESIS OF DOOM

The next-to-final version of my thesis went off to my supervisors yesterday, so they can give it a last look over before I turn the fucker in. Two novellas, one critical essay, which added up to a hundred and eight thousand words. I sat down and had a cry after mailing the draft off, because I never actually thought I’d get this close to having the thesis done after COVID hit. It got back burnered again and again, to where I thought they had turfed me from the program, and only some panicked emails when they officially started the kick-me-out process in May got me the window to finish it.  

Now, seven months later, it’s almost done. The official submission deadline in December 31, but I predict I’ll get it in before Christmas. Either way, the project that’s occupied almost all my mental real estate for the last eight years is nearly done. 

I can’t wait to devote all that brain space to new projects. Nor can I wait to share some of the thesis project here, once I’m cleared to do so (I was going to launch the first of these in January, but submission protocols suggest that waiting until I’ve complexed the thesis is completed will involve far less paperwork). 

ECLECTIC PROJECTS ISSUE 5

I’ve finished proofing and have a bunch of corrections to add to the file, but this should be out before Christmas (with issue 6 hot on its heels). Running behind because our household got hit with COVID in the week I’d earmarked to complete things, and everything became PhD focused when unexpected corrections and rewrites showed up.

I’m taking this weekend off from hardcore writing because my brain is burnt out, but I’ll begin drafting new stories on Monday.

WRITING ABOUT WRITING

It’s neem a long while since I’ve done some serious writing about writing and publishing, but I’ve been noodling with a bunch of thoughts and ideas tangentially related to the thesis. I’ve been reading huge amounts about subscription models as my break from the thesis drafting, and thoughts are slowly cludging together into something coherent. 

If you’ve been hanging out for some writig about writing/publishing, it’ll be back on the menu real soon.