New Fiction: “On the Arrival of the Paddle-Steamer on the Docks of V–”

So, news: my latest story, On the Arrival of the Paddle-Steamer on the Docks of V–, is now free to read on Eclipse Online with a particularly lovely Kathleen Jennings illustration accompanying it (I’m not saying I submitted to Eclipse just ’cause they had Kathleen illustrating all the stories, but it didn’t hurt. Kathleen is kinda awesome).

So I’m psyched. I mean, I’m really psyched. It’s been a long while since I had a story out there people could read without buying a book. Or, for that matter, a story out there at all. I’m going to be spending the rest of the day being all writing things FTW!, but for now I’ll just offer up this free taste-test of what’s on the far side of the link:

Our tiny hotel room is boiling, even now, but heat doesn’t bother Patrick and he sleeps, shirtless, with the thin sheet coiled round him like a loving serpent. It’s a trick for him, nodding off. He cultivates a talent for sleep, adores the act of dozing off like it’s a second lover. He says it keeps him young, and perhaps it does, for people are always surprised to learn Patrick’s real age.

I’ve started smoking again, since it no longer matters. Patrick copes with things through slumber, while I survey the world, my exhalations accompanied by the splash of river meeting dock. The river is the life-blood of V—, they tell you that in all the flyers.

Words. I do stuff with them sometimes. And after that, people choose to read ’em. It’s pretty much my favourite thing in the world, so thank-you all for being part of the process. You fucking rock.

Also, as particularly  long-term readers may notice that, this is one of a particularly haphazard series of stories that feature the same title convention and themes, starting with On the Finding of Photographs of My Former Loves and continuing with On the Destruction of Copenhagen by the War-Machines of the Merfolk and, hopefully, including one or two additional stories that I really do need to finish writing one of the days. They’re all stand-alone stories, but they’re linked in the crazy way that things in my mind get linked. 

Hope your Monday rocks hard, ’cause mine is kicking off in a pretty fine fashion. Now I’m heading off to Write Club in order to do the word thing a little more…

 

GenreCon 2013 is live

So yesterday, at the day job, we announced this:

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I was going to post it here this morning and give you the spiel about the limited number of early bird tickets and the crazy discounted prices they represent, but since going on sale at 4:00 PM yesterday we’ve blown through about 70% of the early bird tickets in twelve hours. So instead the spiel is this: if you want to come to GenreCon for less than $200, go book now, ’cause I fully expect the early bird rate to be gone by the end of the day.

We’ve already revealed  the first two guests – Chuck Wendig and Anita Heiss – with the ever popular more to come still yet to be announced. It’s going to be crazy. It’s going to be awesome. And I’m getting the impression I should be really happy we asked for the big auditorium in the state library, ’cause we’re now at the point it took us two months to achieve last year, which suggests we might get a slightly larger crowd in Brisbane than we did in Sydney.

This is, as they say, fucking brilliant. Terrifying, but fucking brilliant.

And we haven’t even begun to roll out the full, awesome power of our guest list yet (although, I have to admit, the comment thread in Chuck Wendig’s post about coming to Australia is one of my favourite things ever)

In other news, I had one of those performance review type things at the day-job yesterday, which is pretty much the first time I’ve ever had one of those. Apparently I don’t suck at my job – who knew? Not that this is connected to the above – Cons, in my opinion, live and die by the quality of the guests and the participants, and we were blessed with folks who were truly outstanding and really got the vibe we were trying to create last year – but after the sturm und drang of last year it’s nice to know that I didn’t mess anything up too badly.

Also, that the long-term plans of things I want to do in regards to GenreCon and the AWM aren’t entirely off-track with where QWC is going.

Which is to say: I love my fucking job. Complete fucking air guitar moment.

It’s going to be a seriously rocking day.

And now I’m off to write things. Take care of yourselves, people, and rock hard.

Top Five of 2012

So I was checking out some of the site stats last night – something I rarely do here on my personal site – and spent some quality time looking at the data. Since I’m off at write-club today, trying to catch up after a slow weekend of writing, I’m going to take advantage of the data and the changing-of-the-year feel to showcase the most visited posts here on Petermball.com in 2012.

Number One: 13 Things Learned About Superhero Games After Running 30 Sessions of Mutants and Masterminds

Number Two: Why I Have Problems With the Big Bang Theory

I have to admit, the order of these two surprises me. I know a lot of people found their way here when I posted about my M&M campaign for the first time, largely courtesy of the link showing up on a bunch of gaming message boards. It represented probably the single-biggest spike in traffic I’ve ever had, and under any normal circumstances, I probably should have assumed it’d have a lock on the most-visited spot.

And yet…

I posted my concerns about the BBT back in March of 2011, and there isn’t a day goes by when *someone* doesn’t find their way here after searching for Big Bang Theory information (usually, for whatever reason, about the sexuality of the actors or some combination of are character X and character Y fucking; I imagine both sets of searchers are disappointed by the blog post they find). Had I been a bit more aware of the data tracking ’round these parts prior to this, I could probably tell you with some certainty that it’s the most popular blog post I’ve ever written and back it up with stats. Instead I just have to assume it.

In the number three slot: Pledging My Allegiance to the Fake Geek Army

Honestly, not a huge surprise. I don’t blog about gender issues all that often, but when I do, it generally accumulates some links and a spike in traffic.

Number four: Things I would do if I were planning on becoming an indie publisher…

For the record: I’m still not planning on becoming an indie publisher. Although I’ll let you in on a secret – I actually would have put all this into action, had I suddenly found myself unemployed at the end of 2012. There was a lot of turmoil at the day-job in 2012 and I put this together as a just-in-case, should the worse case scenario eventuate. I figured I could live on saving for about six months while I found my groove, then I’d look for some shitty part-time job while I looked at the data and worked out what needed to happen next.

Weird part is, I don’t really remember that many people linking to this one. It just seems to have crept up into the forth-place spot, all ninja-like.

And tied in the fifth-place spot

5 Short Story Recommendations in 1,012 Words or Less

Everything I know About Plot in 1,069 Words or Less

Seems I went through a phase with that words or less approach to a  title. Trust me when I say it’s coming back in 2013.

Trust me, also, that you’ve all just encouraged me to post about writing and things worth reading a lot more this year as well.