There is a rumour that Ratt is going to release a new album through Roadrunner Records later this year.
Against all odds, this brings me joy. And it will continue to do so until I realise it has the potential to be an ever bigger debacle than Chinese Democracy.
Oh hair metal, I miss you so.
Just, you know, don’t bring back the hair and tight pants when you slink in through the back door of teenage nostalgia.
With Milton Burle in the video. Oh dear.