Capitalism As Lovecraftian Force

From a recent (re)post at Warren Ellis Ltd:

Capitalism is lately cast as that Lovecraftian force that some people should not look directly at for fear of going completely mad and being banged up in the Arkham Sanitarium. Maybe meditating upon it as some Dark God From Beyond Space that is crushing the world into new shapes just leads some people to rub their mouths on it and plead for it to go faster. And never stop.

Malign Velocities, WarrenEllisLtd

It feels like an apt description of the state of things here in the early 21st Century.

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It’s morning as I write this. My partner is brewing coffee and preparing to head outside, catching a few spare minutes on the balcony before she heads off to work.

I’m writing in my pyjamas and the writing hoodie draped over my desk. I’ve been awake for far too long, but the coffee is definitely helping. My feet are cold, and it’s the last days of winter here in the Southern Hemisphere.

The traffic hasn’t started yet. The crows are singing a dawn song. We’re past the rosy tinges of sunrise, but the grey clouds muffling the city are a glorious white at the fringes closest to the horizon.

It’s a nice moment. A quiet moment. A chance to sit and be. My partner heads outside with her coffee. The morning air is cold and crisp. The sliding door moves easily, a quiet roll along the track.

I wouldn’t notice this moment, were it not for the act of blogging. I would not blog, were it not for the fact that making your living as a writer means producing work to lure in readers, transforming moments into product to be disseminated through the wide expanse of the internet.

So I take a deep breathe. Appreciate the irony. Let the moment pass and move on to the next thing–the next book, the next post, the next thought.

Iä! Iä! Capitalism fhtagn!

The Horrible Space Between…

Warren Ellis is going through a run where he posts content from his late, lamented Morning.Computer site to his shiny new WarrenEllis.ltd home. Which means I got a chance to revisit one of those posts where every writer I know feels incredibly seen:

…never ask anyone who’s just finished a book if they’re happy with it, because the answer is always IT’S AWFUL MY CAREER IS OVER GET AWAY FROM ME I WILL TEAR YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT AND EAT IT IN FRONT OF YOU. There’s a terrible space between the conclusion of the copy-editing and the release of the thing where you’re convinced that it’s a rotten piece of work and you’re going to be Found Out and everything is over. You start telling the wall — because you don’t know anybody any more, because you’ve been indoors for months destroying a laptop with your crap — that if you only had another six months, if you could just alter a couple of things, if you could just maybe take out and replace a plotline, and maybe the main plot, and all the characters, and change the title, and write a whole different book, then everything would be fine…

On Finishing A Book, WarrenEllis.ltd

Apropos of nothing, you should probably be reading WarrenEllis.ltd. You should almost certainly be subscribed to his newsletter. And, honestly, the only way I’m getting through the political chaos of the modern world is re-reading Transmetropolitan, which has started feeling terrifyingly contemporary and yet contains astonishing amounts of hope amid its bleak, post-human cyberpunk vision.

Vintage Links 002: Warren Ellis; Short Crime Fiction; Washing Pillows; Unproductive Days

One of my projects for 2019 is clearing the archive of unread links tucked away in the “To Read” folder of my bookmarks bar. At time of writing, there are about 600 of them remaining, and I’m going full Marie Kondo on those fuckers: everything is checked, thanks, and cleared away so I don’t have to deal with it again. The stuff that brings me joy gets posted here, to be shared with others. 

You can see the first round of things I shared in last Monday’s post. When read alongside this week’s recommendation, it should be remembered that I have a very broad definition of joy.

I’m Warren Ellis, and This Is How I Work (Lifehacker, 2015)

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I spend the first hour or two of the day at a table in my back garden, under a sloping roof, either just with the phone or with the Dell, the Pixel or a notebook, depending on what kind of day it is. (Am awaiting a Textblade, which might make some things simpler, particularly when away from home.) The rest of the day is in a small room at the back of the house that I claimed as my office twenty years ago. I’m at the same old, heavy wooden desk I bought from a junk store twenty years ago. I’m not sending a picture because it is currently a bloody mess that makes me look like a hoarder because a bunch more junk got dumped in here a couple of months ago and it hasn’t been processed out yet.

I’m a fan of Warren Ellis. Have been ever since he started writing Transmetropolitan, which was one of the first comic series I loved hard enough to pick up all the trades in a single swoop. I’ve loved the work he’s done since then, regardless of whether it’s in comics, television, or fiction. I’ve been subscribed to his newsletter for a few years now, and it’s one of the examples I look to whenever I feel like author newsletters are a bad and crassly commercial idea.

I admire the way the man thinks at the cutting edge of technological implications, yet has so many decidedly analogue methods to his process. 

And, of course, I love the little glimpses into other writers processes, so this entire post is catnip to me.  It’s one of the few links in the ‘to read; archive that is not going to be deleted, but rather transferred to the file in my archive marked “Writer Processes.” 

5 Crime Short Story Writers You Should Be Reading right Now (LitReactor, 2015)

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Back when I was writing for Spinetingler Magazine on a regular basis, we ran this cool feature called “Conversations With The Bookless.” (The concept was borrowed from Jeff VanderMeer by Spinetingler head honcho, Brian Lindenmuth.) It was a very cool feature which highlighted short story writers who had yet to publish a book. It included writers such as Frank Bill, Todd Robinson, Chris Holm, Patti Abbott, Kieran Shea, and a couple of dozen others (myself included).

I’ve thought about revisiting the concept a time or two while writing for LitReactor, but the only problem is that with self and macro publishing being such a huge part of the landscape now, pretty much anyone with 5-to-10 short stories to rub together can put out a book. So there really aren’t that many bookless folks out in the world anymore. But there are still plenty of damn talented short fiction writers who’ve put out collections, novellas, or have written a novel or two, that still excel at writing short stories.

I still need to read the five writers on this list, but I flagged it when it first showed up on RSS because a) I don’t often think about the short fiction in the crime genre, and b) I’m fascinated by the idea that very few people are bookless these days, even though I’m aware of how easy it is to get a book out there. 

How to Recover from an Unproductive Day Like It Never Happened (Lifehacker, 2015)

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We all have unproductive days. Maybe an unexpected event throws your schedule for a loop. Maybe you’re not feeling well. Whatever the reason, it can be tough to get back on track. Here’s how to get past the dip in productivity and back into gear.

I’m generally pretty good at managing my time when everything is going well, but have a bad tendency to let every productive process in my toolbox fall by the wayside the moment that anxiety kicks in and I have a bad day. This post contains a lot of the things I use to help manage those expectations, but also throws in a handful of options I hadn’t considered. 

How (And How Often) You Should Wash Your Pillows (Apartment Therapy, 2015)

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Dry your pillows according to the care label. If you are able to put them in the dryer, place a few tennis balls in with the pillows to speed up dry time and to keep the fibers from clumping

This was saved alongside a whole bunch of posts about exercise, calorie counting, cleaning, and getting your shit together with regards to your health. This post was flagged because I drooled in my sleep, and have white pillowcases. The effects of my drooling is quite noticable.

They still are,  even though I spend the majority of my nights trapped behind a CPAP mask to combat the sleep apnea I wasn’t yet aware of at the time. 

That said, I still don’t take care of my pillows like a should, despite having this on my to-read list for nearly five years now.