Completely Gratuitous Post of Newly Acquired Shiny Thing

So I’ve got a whole bunch of work on my plate this year where the income that’s generated is basically earmarked as “paying for Peter’s travel and con expenses.” It’s the stuff that allows me to go to the UK for World Fantasy at the end of the year, to Perth for the RWA conference in the middle of the year, and generally acquire a couple of shiny things (passports, luggage) that will make the increased amount of travel I’m doing a little easier.

Today I got to pick up one of those shiny things that I’ve been patiently waiting to buy for a long while. Case in point:

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Picked this up on sale, along with a whole bunch of widgets, ’cause I’ve been looking for a portable computing option that isn’t Shifty Silas the Laptop. Something I can take along on those trips where all I really need is the ability to answer email, check out my RSS feed, run the kindle app, and occasionally update my website/mess around on projects stored in the cloud while I’m travelling.

That it’s the perfect size for reading digital comics is completely coincidental, I swear.

Right now I’m in the process of updating all my apps, and I’m in need of recommendations for Android-based word-processing apps that will allow for off-line writing (aka the one thing Google Office isn’t willing to let me do). If anyone’s got recommendations, I’d love to hear them.

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

So every Tuesday I get together with my flatmate and a random assortment of other people to live-tweet a trashy movie with (usually) some kind of SF-nal flavouring. We’ve been doing it for over a year now and, due to some weeks off on account of work, finally clocked up our fifty-third film when we tweeted our way through Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

Turns out this was a particularly fine choice of film, for all there are folks who wail when you label Bill and Ted as “trashy.” For starters, it turned out Kathleen Jennings had never seen this particular stain of late-eighties awesomeness, so we lured her along for the screening. For another thing, it’s one of those films that ’caused a whole bunch of the #TrashyTuesdayMovie regulars to fire up their DVD players and join in, which makes this the second time one of our movie hash-tags has done the trending thing.

Apparently, when #WyldStallyns trends, it results in a whole lot of people being very happy to see #WyldStallyns trending, even if they aren’t entirely sure why. Then there’s a lot of film quotes, and fond memories of the film. It makes me happy to think that all of these people went and rewatched Bill and Ted at some point this week (as opposed to the weeks when we watch, say, Zombie Lake, and I fear for the folks who find themselves curious as to the kind of film that can make me wish death upon an entire cast. FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY, DO NOT WATCH ZOMBIE LAKE).

My Flatmate rarely joins in with the tweeting, but being the kind of guy who has a curatorial bent he regularly maintains the results of the twitter stream over on a Trashy Tuesday Movie wiki. Mostly he achieves this by doing some arcane cut-and-paste of my twitter stream that I can’t quite follow, but it does mean we end up with things like this week’s stream preserved for posterity:

  • About an hour ’til tonight’s #TrashyTuesdayMovie. Join us as we follow Bill and Ted’s most excellent adventure through time #WyldStallyns
  • Its kinda scary how excited I am for this. #WyldStallyns #PartyOn pic.twitter.com/KUGsO13Cre
  • Full house this evening – @tanaudel and @PrimeSarahBlue have joined us for the #TrashyTuesdayMovie #WyldStallyns
  • I choose to start the movie…now #WyldStallyns
  • There is no more eighties beginning to a movie that to unleash Big Pig on the audience #WyldStallyns
  • It scares me that this is the film Keanu made *after* Dangerous Liaisons #WyldStallyns
  • I’m going to spend this film alternating between wishing Alex Winter would get a longer shirt and envying his abs #WyldStallyns
  • Man, when was the last time you heard teen slackers wishing they could get Eddie Van Halen on guitar #WyldStallyns #SoEightiesDude
  • Thanks to great leaders such as Genghis Kahn, Joan of Arc, and Socratic Method… #WyldStallyns
  • “Your final report really must be something special” Flatmate: I smell a whacky adventure coming on #WyldStallyns
  • [@tanaudel] So not used to Keanu not brooding #WyldStallyns
  • I still find myself wishing I had a copy of this movie’s soundtrack #WyldStallyns
  • Oh, George Carlin, you are too damn good for this movie #WyldStallyns
  • Digging the crazy special effects #WyldStallyns #SoDamnEighties
  • The fact that we’re in the future and don’t say goodbye with “Be Excellent to Each Other” disappoints me #WyldStallyns
  • “That’s Captain Ahab, dude.” Obviously they’re not failing English Lit #WyldStallyns
  • Aaah, the 80s where the threat of military school lived strong #WyldStallyns
  • I’m resisting the urge to answer every “Greetings, my excellent friends” with “Party On, Dude,” but only just #WyldStallyns
  • “Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.” #WyldStallyns
  • Man, it took me so damn long to get the “69 Dudes” joke #WyldStallyns #IWasInnocentOnce
  • It’s sad that this was once a film with state of the art effects #WyldStallyns
  • Aparently Stephen Herek, who directed Bill & Ted, was also responsible for the ’93 Three Musketeers film, That explains a lot #WyldStallyns
  • Now wondering how this would’ve worked with the abolition of phone boxes & advent of smartphones #WyldStallyns
  • Man, when was the last time you had *multiple* Van Halen references in a film? #WyldStallyns
  • When given access to all space and time, the obvious answer is “go some place they won’t card you when buying beer” #WyldStallyns
  • It’s like the writers had, like, met teenagers, dude #WyldStallyns
  • It’s always the cowboys who bring a gun to a wedgie fight #WyldStallyns
  • “The only true wisdom consists of knowing that you know nothing.” “That’s us, dude.” “Oh yeah!” #WyldStallyns
  • How did it take me *twenty damn years* to buy this film on DVD? #WyldStallyns #SoFrickenGood
  • Socrates and Billy the Kid. Together, they acclimate to the 20th century and fight crime #WyldStallyns
  • “It’s a history report, not a babe report.” “Bill…those are historical babes” That’s why Ted’s the ladies man #WyldStallyns
  • I told @tanaudel she was the wrong age to be watching this for the 1st time. Judging by the giggling, I may have been wrong #WyldStallyns
  • One day, at a funeral, someone is going to bust out “Most non-triumphant. Don’t be dead, dude” in the speeches. #WyldStallyns
  • Man, how did we discount the possibility of using #MedievalDickweed as our hash tag this evening #WyldStallyns
  • Somehow, guys, I don’t think armor works like that #WyldStallyns
  • When they remake this film – and they will – it’ll be ruined by a series of really, really overt drug references #WyldStallyns
  • Other tags we could have used: #DukeOfTed #WyldStallyns
  • Also, #RoyalUglyDudes! #WyldStallyns
  • Is it deus ex machina when it’s not the end of the film, and one of the machina is Billy the Kid? #WyldStallyns
  • I think we’d all be more tolerant of call center operators if they busted out “Party on, dude” more often #WyldStallyns
  • Wondered why no-one has done the futuristic air-guitar scene as a flash mob. @PrimeSarahBlue accepted the challenge #WyldStallyns
  • Flatmate: That Napolean, you can’t take him anywhere. He wants all the ice cream. He wants all of Europe #WyldStallyns
  • That Socrates, such a show pony #WyldStallyns
  • My all-time favourite thing about this film? Joan of Arc is played by a member of the Go-Gos #WyldStallyns
  • Flatmate: The one thing you didn’t know about Jane Wiedlin (Joan of Arc)? She’s a dominatrix. Me: This film gets more awesome. #WyldStallyns
  • The guy who plays Napolean is kinda awesome #WyldStallyns
  • They may not pass history, but they can repair future-tech with chewing gum. What more do you want from your education? #WyldStallyns
  • The great brilliance of George Carlin is his ability to deliver straight lines that make Star Trek seems scientifically sound #WyldStallyns
  • [@StaceySarasvati] For some reason I always end up on twitter on Tuesday nights watching @Petermball watching bad movies.
  • I would buy the Joan of Arc work-out #WyldStallyns
  • Flatmate: Socrates is a pimp #WyldStallyns
  • Poor Ziggy. He just can’t compete with the pimping sandals #WyldStallyns
  • It will probably cause @kapowe to murder me, but I regard this as Al Leong’s finest film role #WyldStallyns
  • I really kinda pity the cop stuck questioning Freud #WyldStallyns
  • SAN DIMAS HIGH-SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES! #WyldStallyns #HadToGoThere
  • “Our historical figures are all locked up and my dad won’t let ’em out.” #WyldStallyns
  • [@tanaudel] Ted’s basically a Wheel of Time heroine – sniff, toss hair, stamp #WyldStallyns
  • [@tanaudel] Time travel in advance. Smart. #WyldStallyns
  • One of the great disappointments in life is that there’s no hot riff when I do air-guitar #WyldStallyns #MovieSetsFalseExpectations
  • [?@TheBaronCB] There are moments in this movie where the effects of time travel are more complicated than Inception #WyldStallyns
  • It’s a very different experience watching this film with @PrimeSarahBlue. She gets the metal jokes the rest of us don’t #WyldStallyns
  • I posit this film is the platonic ideal of all future Keanu “Whoa’s” #WyldStallyns
  • So I’m curious – where did they get Gengis Khan’s weapon? #WyldStallyns
  • [@tanaudel] I think it’s been established it is impossible to have a plot hole in this film #WyldStallyns
  • [@alexadsett] Just a minor Oedipal complex #WyldStallyns
  • Four score and…seven minutes ago… #WyldStallyns
  • You have to give it to them – they celebrate their history report with some epic high-fiveing #WyldStallyns
  • Ted in a Hawaiian shirt just seems odd #WyldStallyns
  • Noooooo! It’s almost over #WyldStallyns
  • [@tanaudel] Oh! 80s prom dresses! My eyes!!! #WyldStallyns
  • All we’ve got left is one last moment of Rufus awesomeness and some flying V guitars #WyldStallyns
  • And that’s the #TrashyTuesdayMovie for this week. It was most excellent #WyldStallyns
  • Next week, we continue our series of Slacker SF films with Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. #TrashyTuesdayMovie
  • It always weirds me out whe the #TrashyTuesdayMovie hashtags start trending in Australia.

Why post about this now? Well, for one thing, we’re watching Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey on the 23rd. We’ll kick the movie off at 7:30 pm, Brisbane Time, and we’re always happy for people to come join us. Bogus Journey isn’t quite the slacker masterpiece of the first film, but it has…well, Death, for starters, and that makes up for a variety of ills.

For another thing, a year of Trashy Cinema has been pretty educational from a writing point of view. There’s been plenty of films that made me think, oh, god no, please never let me do that in a story, but just as many that are examples of how to do tricky things with a seemingly impossible premise and make them workable. Not always good, but good is an aesthetic construct anyway, and I tend to find that a lot of films that are thought of as “good” traditionally leave me cold (shakes fist at 2001: A Space Odyssey).

Because I like to share, some of the stuff I’ve picked up from these films is going to find its way here. Not immediately – right now my day-job devours free time like Galactus snacking on a convenient, nearby planet and I am focused on keeping my writing projects moving forward – but I figure they’ll be rolled out around June when things start to calm down.

7 Notes from my First Two Days in Adelaide

1. Dreadlocks

Adelaide is a city that has a love-affair with dreadlocks. Maybe it’s just that the festival is on. Maybe it’s got something to do with cannabis being decriminalised this far south. I don’t really know for sure, but I’ve been really *aware* of the number of people getting about with dreadlocked hair since we arrived yesterday morning.

2. Day One, Show One: Deanne Smith, Just Do It  (Comedy)

My mother has pretty amazing tastes when it comes to stand-up comedy. The same woman who is slightly baffled by self-referential and deconstructionist narrative approaches in film and/or television picked Deanne Smith’s Just Do It as our first show of the Fringe, and thus far it’s been the best thing we’ve seen in our two days of shows and exhibitions.

This shouldn’t really come as a surprise. My mother and I have never really agreed on movies, television shows, or fiction, but she’s always had a truly sophisticated appreciation for comedy. Over the years she’s introduced me to a bunch of comedians (and comedy shows) that I’ve come to love. Deanne Smith definitely gets included on that list; smart, culturally aware humour that manages to be self-referential without becoming tedious. It takes a deft hand to make jokes about feminism and rape statistics that make a point in addition to being hilariously funny.

This fucking rocked. I’d definitely be willing to go see DeAnne Smith perform again.

3. Venues

Tuxedo Cat

The venues for Fringe performances are fucking amazing.

Let me put this into perspective: as a teenager of the nineties, I’ve been culturally programmed to believe that all worthwhile venues for art are either derelict warehouses or a chaotic festival-like environment. The Fringe, thus far seems to have embraced both.

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The Tuxedo Cat venues are just gorgeous – I have vague memories of the building (or something similar) from when I first came to the Fringe nearly ten or fifteen years ago, but I think I appreciate things in a slightly different way. It may look like a dilapidated fire-trap when you first walk in, but there are some moments of surprising beauty in the way it’s set up and the performances we’ve seen there have been marked by their relative intimacy. It’s the kind of place that makes me want to join an arts co-op, running a venue where people can do cheap and interesting art projects. And the kind of place that makes me think that the last time I did that, back when I lived on the Gold Coast in the early 2000’s, we didn’t think nearly big enough.

The Garden of Unearthly Delights, which comprises the other set of Fringe venues we’ve seen up-close, is similarly engaging. A bustling hub of performance tents and food vendors, fenced off from the outside world, set up in the middle of one of Adelaide’s plentiful parks.

4. Day One, Show Two: Cal Wilson is Guilty

I quite like Cal Wilson’s stand-up under ordinary circumstances. I can still remember the first couple of times I saw her perform on those gala TV specials that crop up every now and then, showcasing the best of some comedy festival or another (usually Melbourne and one of the Canadian ones, from memory; it’s been a while since I had TV). When we went through the program, looking for things that were must-see shows we’d do as a family, this came pretty high on the list.

And in a lot of respects it was good. Professional, polished, smart.

It just didn’t work for me. I kept waiting for the premise to go further than it did, to take some risks, but it never felt like it got there. And there’s nothing wrong with that, all things considered. I laughed. I enjoyed myself. But there’s no surprises in there either, nothing I really walked away remembering.

5. “They Do Not See the Ball of String” (or, White Noise references FTW!)

I’m not, by inclination, a tourist. When I go places, I rarely want to do things just ’cause they’re the kind of things you do. I grew up in a tourist town, after all, and I loathed the place with every fibre of my being both while I lived there and after I left.

And yet I ended up at Glenelg, a little stretch of beach at the end of Adelaide’s  tram line, which is a nice-enough place but very bound up in being Glenelg. We wandered down there as a family, took some shots of the beach and the ocean at the end of the jetty, then had lunch in a pub.

For the first time ever, me, my sister, and my dad had a pint together.

I didn’t even know my sister drank beer.

I think I can get behind this “going on holidays with family” thing.

6. Day Two, Show Three: Angela Carter’s ‘The Tiger’s Bride”

Doing a theatrical adaptation of an Angela Carter story is always going to be a big ask. Doing it as a one-woman show, self-directed and performed, is an even bigger ask. On the other hand, I’m a massive Carter fan, so when I spotted Belinda Locke’s show on the program it was something of a no-brainer.

I have two pet peeves when it comes to theater  the first is performers directing their lines to the back of the stage, rather than towards the audience; the second is having parts of the performance delivered via recording. This adaptation did both, and for the first third the energy of the piece seemed to spike during the moments when Locke faced the front of the room and dipped horribly when she turned towards the back of stage.

Fortunately, all that went away as the play progressed and the last two thirds were far stronger than the opening third. The end result was something that I was mostly a fan of, which given my general reaction to theater  is actually pretty good. Locke’s bio suggests she’ll be performing back in Brisbane towards June, and I’d happily go see her work again based on the strength of this.

7. Coming Up

My parents and sister have buggered off to hear Paul McDermott sing this evening. I’ve buggered off to write a blog post and read some of Paul McDermott’s books (I picked them up at an art exhibition earlier today), mostly ’cause I’ve heard Paul McDermott sing a couple of times now and I don’t think I can physically sit through another rendition of Throw Your Arms Around Me without causing someone bodily harm.

Tomorrow I get to catch up with the inimitable Jason Fischer and go see a puppetry show that adapts the work of Poe and Lovecraft before wandering around the Garden of Unearthly Delights looking for something to see.

I remember why I loved coming to the Fringe in my early teens. I kinda regret that it’s taken me this long to come back.

More thoughts coming when I have a free moment.