Some Days You Want To Punch A Shark
Some days you want to punch a shark, but you don’t, because sharks are big and aquatic and in possession of teeth far sharper than yours. Some days you want to punch a shark, but you don’t have the bus fare to get the the aquarium. Some days you want to punch a shark, but if you cannot go to the aquarium, how do you handle the logistics? You have to get to the ocean and meet the shark in its home terrain, figure out how to handle the rigours of breathing or floating while throwing a punch that will mean something? Do you know how to scuba? Do you know how to surf? How do you even know where the sharks are going to be? Some days you want to punch a shark. Usually, it’s a Monday. Some days you want to punch a shark, but you fear what might happen when you give in to that impulse. Some